Till the Clouds Roll By
Frost in England,
kabuki in Hollywood for the title
number. Another inspiration for Otto e
mezzo in Minnelli’s circus number.
The key to
Walker’s performance is the famous anecdote Kern tells of asking his
wife, “you go, he stays”.
Alton favors long
takes, Minnelli short. Whorf’s capacious technique bridges all gaps.
Kahn’s
engineer is figured in the fictional apparatus, with a long metaphor of
Hollywood.
Song of Summer and Savage Messiah show the
influence on Ken Russell. The orchestration scene is remembered in Amadeus, too.
The Freed unit
well-established but not recognized yet in the Press.
Champagne
for Caesar
The surreal
automated offices of Milady, “the soap that sanctifies”, are mainly
by virtue of Cocteau’s La Belle et la Bête, also Le
Sang d’un Poète.
The man who knows
“everything except what is commonly known as how to make a buck”
takes the quiz and breaks the bank (cp. The Man Who Broke the Bank at Monte Carlo, dir. Stephen Roberts).
It’s his
pet parrot’s favorite treat. A story that takes place in Hollywood, as
announced at the beginning (the bungalow court and the girl figure in
Schlesinger’s The Day of the Locust,
also the scholar-gipsy in his lair, immersed).
“The last
scholar... he reads and reads and reads,” like
Peggy the Pecking Penguin in George Marshall’s The Goldwyn Follies, “she pecks and pecks and pecks!”
Einstein is the deus ex machina, relativity
is his bailiwick. Note the apparent symbolism of Byron Foulger’s sublime
little turn, he doesn’t want to learn the piano,
just “Jingle Bells”.
The scholar is a
man of many attainments, “sounded more like a cosmic raspberry,”
the piano student says.
“My Sister
and I”, a wartime hit. Masquerade for Money, “one of those quiz
programs.”
The “forerunner
of intellectual destruction in America” is quickly sized up. “If it
is noteworthy and rewarding to know that two and two make four to the sound of
deafening applause and prizes, then two and two making four will become the top
level of learning.”
How to make a
buck? “If you know everything, you’re not wanted around for long,
and Greek translations don’t pay very much.”
Operation
Lather. “This is a Mr. Bottomley, Mr. Waters, he hopes to
become a member of Milady’s family.”
“... all
this spells one thing to me, Sir, you are a dreamer, I am a doer, do we have
that straight?”
A comprehensive
analysis of the plight, cleft like the deep by the finger of God.
“I believe
I’ve the greatest idea since the discovery of Happy Hogan.”
Milady is the sponsor
of Masquerade for Money. “He’s
a saboteur from Lifebuoy!”
The fictional Variety leads off with, “THERE’S
NO BIZ LIKE QUIZ BIZ”.
“My dear Burnbridge, you are living on borrowed soap flakes.”
Milady, so to
speak, comes to Mohammed, full of wiles she. At last the theme is stated in no
uncertain terms as Samson and Delilah.
Bosley Crowther, fantastically dull, thought of “an old New Yorker cartoon”, here “broad
aberrations offer faintly satirical thrusts at advertising genius,” mark
you, “but most of them are duds. Mr. Colman’s exquisite urbanity
wears awfully thin as time goes on... consumption of time... we’ll take The New Yorker’s cartoon.”
The actual by
gosh Variety found a “broadly
burlesqued soap tycoon portrait by Vincent Price.”
To
Dave Kehr of the Chicago
Reader, “an interesting relic”.
“Mildly
satirical”, in Halliwell’s
Film Guide, “tends to peter out halfway.”
Einstein’s
universe is a ball in a barrel, he phones it in.
One of the
greatest American comedies cites Olivier’s Hamlet for the collapse of the soap tycoon, whose immobile
aberrations are subsequently practiced on Eric Von Zipper in the beach movies.
A very good
spanking right between Capra’s Meet
John Doe and McLaglen’s McLintock!
is justly administered.
Equally
skilled score by Dmitri Tiomkin, practically another element of the
composition.
The climax takes
place at Hollywood Bowl, the anticlimactic joke is well-prepared. “I
would sincerely like to know who my next sponsor is going to be, if any.”
The Case of the Blushing
Pearls
Perry Mason
Two sets of
cultured pearls are brought into court, the Japanese
expert himself (Benson Fong) possesses the third, natural set. Lovely Mitsou
(Nobu McCarthy) is thought to have swiped the pearls and murdered her uncle,
making it look rather ineptly like hara-kiri, a subject on which Lt.
Tragg reveals himself a learned expert.
Her American
boyfriend has a jealous fiancée (hence the pearl frame) and a father with a bad
business deal (hence the murder).
Mitsou is united
with the shop’s bookkeeper (George Takei).
Whorf’s
direction is of course acute, in the highly demanding style of largely isolated
phrases made to mesh quite intricately on the spot, requiring sustained
concentration and precise playing in front of the camera and behind it.
You Can’t Pick the
Number
The Untouchables
Three
numbers, amusingly designated by the Treasury reports in each day’s
newspaper. They support an
empire of greed, bribery and corruption personified in the face of Whit Bissell
as a top man amidst palatial splendor. All the poor people with their chance in
a thousand give their Depression dollars to him with his staring eye and slack
jaw, through a vast hierarchy of collectors, sub-collectors and counters.
A welcher brings
it all down when a customer kills him. The collector who hired the man is haled
before a secret judge, hidden by a curtain. The court has a bailiff and the
panoply of justice, the penalty is ordered and meted out in a vicious beating.
The same top man is the unseen judge.
Agent Flaherty
knows the collector from his youth in Boston, owes him a favor. Ness searches
high and low for the central bank of the numbers game, someone in the police
knows where it is. The collector won’t reveal it, but is eliminated for
speaking to Ness. His son knows the business and leads the squad there,
concealed within a milk processing plant called Golden Farms, “no milk,
just cash.”
A middle-manager
escapes the raid and shootout with the racket’s ledger. He’s tailed
to a poker game, where top man and police captain both are arrested. But where
are the victories, Winchell notes, in “a deadly and never-ending war”?
Most Likely To Succeed
Alfred Hitchcock
Presents
The crooked
businessman from George Cukor’s Born Yesterday (note his
wife’s dressing gown) hires the frat brother down on his luck as a
houseboy, formerly class president, valedictorian, etc., whose services are
well-known in high places (cp. “The Crooked Road”, dir. Paul
Henreid).
Hitchcock on an
odd job for his brother.
The Night of the Fatal
Trap
The Wild Wild
West
Ross Martin as
Gabby Hayes,
Tell me Gabby one more time How’d ye get so hairy? Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ on Up ‘n down the prairie. |
to interest a
Mexican border gang in West as a notorious outlaw.
Ron Randell as
Col. Vasquez, who raids the Yankees and hides in Mexico.
Joanna Moore as
his lady accomplice, she knows West from similar escapades and gets Viper
(Joseph Ruskin) for a reward.