Disco Beaver from Outer Space

It lands on Earth in its dam spaceship, seeking wood in New York.

Dragula, Queen of Darkness, biting the wrists of red-blooded males until they are limp, is its nemesis.

Channel-changing on the tube with the Polish pontiff, Perrier addiction, The Importance of Being Earnest captioned for Americans, a music hall treat, British music critics at a cowboy bar, The Breast Game, “Homo No Mo”, a Mexican ventriloquist, a foreign film, a PSA for TF, a “God Is Dead” musical, hockey and cable.