what’s the matter with classical music?

a symposium with a few matters extraneous to any subject

DR. CARLISLE CARWELL: if

SURGITE THOMPSON: did not anyone

DR. CARWELL: I might resume

MR. THOMPSON: bring anyone

DR. CARWELL: with the matter in hand

MR. THOMPSON: with coffee?

HURLA MITCHELSON: bubbles in any stream that’s what any facts are

THE REVEREND DR. PIBEAU DOTTMEISTER: God bless the convocation in any or all of its many aspects

GUY THING: let’s have a go all round

LIL BEAUPIPE: eep eep eep eep I’m laughing joy is what we have almost any time the cello sings

MISS MITCHELSON: with a humdrum humdrum hum drum drum

DR. CARWELL: ti-tum ti-tum now that’s all settled let’s deploy all things might seem to suggest or whatever you might say it can’t

MISS MITCHELSON: hummy hummy dummy drummy

MR. THOMPSON: cream in my coffee

MR. THING: I’d love a very well-developed swing

MADAME BEAUPIPE: in any landscapes worthy of the condition of music

DR. CARWELL: with small towers you can say the lie of the land with

MISS MITCHELSON: oh I

MADAME BEAUPIPE: and all the little holes

MR. THOMPSON: filled with Joe