Bonnie
and McCloud
McCloud
A great homage to Hitchcock making
way for Peckinpah’s Convoy. The Straker Trucking Company is under investigation by a Senate
committee for irregularities in its pension fund. Jack Straker
puts the muscle on his former mistress Bonnie Foster, who is now dating
McCloud. Straker and Bonnie wrestle over a gun, it
goes off, and Bonnie goes to an unwitting McCloud for help. He gives her a
police escort to the airport so she can visit her ailing father in Houston.
McCloud returns to his hotel room
(516, The Essex) and finds Chief Clifford smoking a cigar. How would McCloud
like to hear a description of the assailant’s companion? “Tall,
rangy, wearing a Stetson and a mangy sheepskin coat.” McCloud is placed
on suspension, and Chief Clifford’s desperation is revealed in his
carrot-and-stick approach to Sgt Broadhurst, who is
assigned the task of keeping McCloud “away from me, away from the press,
away from everybody!” How would the sergeant like to be promoted? How
would he like to pound a beat again?
While Sgt. Broadhurst
is biding his time in the Essex lobby, he does not notice that Bebe Murchinson is being paged, the paint-spraying prostitute
from “The Day New York Turned Blue” (dir. E.W. Swackhamer). McCloud eludes Broadhurst just
long enough to get to Kennedy Airport, where the
latter handcuffs them together and then is persuaded to accompany McCloud to
Oklahoma, where he has traced Bonnie. The truckers are mobilized by Straker’s henchmen to find his killer, the County Sheriff
is led to believe that McCloud is an outlaw, Sgt. Broadhurst
winds up in the hospital, and Bonnie tells the story of Straker’s
nefarious doings to the lot of them over Steam Hammer’s CB radio. A
convoy carries Bonnie and McCloud over the border into Texas well ahead of
Peckinpah.
Two other episodes are cited,
“Lady on the Run” (dir. Russ Mayberry) and “The Colorado
Cattle Caper” (dir. Robert Day).
Who’s Who in Neverland
Quincy
In
a tale of her adventures peregrinating south of the border, a very expensive
lady of the evening plans to publish a passing account of border patrol
corruption involving shipments of drugs by the truckload. In anticipation of
this, she is murdered by an ingenious technique designed to avoid detection by
any but the two or three best pathologists in the country, injecting a U.S.
Army bacillus which creates the symptoms of cirrhosis. The publisher is
murdered in the same way.
Quincy
has to go to a UCLA pathologist to identify the bacillus, and his own brash
manner complicates matters by disaffecting the LAPD and a Long Island county
coroner, but he cracks the case by noting the lady’s perfect suntan and
costly fingernails, which he also sees on a Beverly Hills housewife at his
favorite bar, and this leads him to a beauty salon where the victim was a
regular.
Altogether,
the script by Michael Kozoll et al. is
prescient of Tony Richardson’s The Border.
Deep Cover
Hawaii Five-O
In
order to acquire a new guidance system, a Navy commander is replaced with a
double at Submarine Training School.
The
replacement is given away by a routine dental examination (“we
don’t want you running into trouble under the Arctic cap”), his fillings are stainless steel, instantly identified by
his Navy dentist as Moscow University.
The
dentist is murdered and supposedly robbed. The commander doesn’t
recognize McGarrett (in uniform) at a second meeting. The real commander is
hastily supplied for another dental examination, but McGarrett is wise to the
whole setup.
The
beautiful agent running this operation is apprehended on the beach while
waiting with the body of her cat’s-paw for a submarine. The genuine Navy
article is tailed there, not knowing why he came.
Training
exercises for submariners are shown (escape, crash dive, flooding).
Draw!
In
a hotel room in Bell City with a Shakespearean actress for hostage (“without
you in here with me, my life ain’t worth flysweat”)
against a lynch mob out to avenge their gunhappy
sheriff egged on by Reggie Bell, town scion, “half skunk and half snake”
in the bowdlerized dub, loser at a game of cards. The
gunman with a penny-dreadful past, H.H. Holland on his way south of the border,
has a nemesis in the town’s former sheriff now a boozer of mescal down
Mexico way summoned home in the crisis (the circuit judge is another nemesis
shot “right in his own courtroom”), question of a fair trial
nonetheless.
A
composition by Stanley Mann on Carné’s Le Jour se lève or Litvak’s The Long Night, beginning with a comical
version of Yakima Canutt’s runaway stagecoach
gag as middle-aged “Handsome Harry”, egged on to it by a sharp-eyed
towser, launches himself at the theatrical troupe’s
coach-and-four.
Kirk
Douglas, James Coburn in an invention on the order of Harve
Presnell as Lee Marvin in Silverstein’s Cat Ballou (with prime reference to
Peckinpah’s Pat Garrett & Billy
the Kid, the last-named described by Harry as “that weaselly runt, doin’ nothin’ all day but twirlin’
guns”), Alexandra Bastedo, Graham Jarvis the
deputy, Derek McGrath as Reggie played by Strother Martin (another tour de force).
“A
slice of Caesar, a morsel of Lear, a choice bit of the Dream,” their leading player gives
a French “eh tu, Brute”.
Comes
to a showdown at sunrise, no less, with reference in passing to Zinnemann’s
High Noon amongst other things. “Let’s hope Bell City never witnesses such an
act again.”
Dassin’s
cameraman (Circle of Two), Donen’s
composer (Blame It on Rio).