How Tommy Noonan
got drafted on the last day of the war and captured two Jap submariners who
subsequently served rising film starlet Lili Marlene (Julie Newmar) as Chinese
houseboys, after her success in The Human
Zipper for Regal Productions and Daughter
of the Fly (the title role), having shifted her loyalty from Tommy’s
top sergeant (Pete Marshall), of whom she had said, “He’s jealous
because Tommy kisses my 8x10s.”