Identity Crisis
Columbo
A CIA
counterintelligence “operator” creates a foreign identity to extort
money from the United States, and kills a subordinate.
The script by
William Driskill is an amazing masterpiece that compresses into a single
evening the material of a serial, and in fact introduces one, Secret Agent
X-9, by assigning that identity to the Agency Director. In the same vein,
there is a line of thought extending from Perry Mason: The Case of the
Unwelcome Well to Three Days of the Condor and The Formula.
Among the many other
strands, a small theme can be traced from Harper to Big Trouble,
with local influences from North by Northwest (A.J. Henderson’s
dual identity) and Sleuth (Nelson Brenner’s living room
games—cp. “The Conspirators”).
The grandeur of
the construction can be seen at The Pike, which represents an ideal operation
(shooting gallery, gifts, secrecy) to compare with the actual operational
method (a currency scheme in Bananaland prefiguring the Steinmetz caper).
McGoohan’s direction is masterful, with another echo of Cassavetes (Minnie
and Moskowitz) as the setups carefully encompass this or that aspect of the
amusement pier into each shot. Barbara Rhoades is in the middle background
right as a strolling photog, behind her is a carny booth whose sign is partially
obscured by the foreground, but the first word of BUST BALLOONS is clearly seen
above her in the distance. This technique is used throughout to introduce
material evidently without any effort (cp. “How to Dial a Murder”),
and when at his mansion the operator’s penchant for Mah Jong comes up,
you see the portrait of a mandarin.
Last Salute to the
Commodore
Columbo
A
rare and perhaps unique whodunit with a Perry Mason-style mechanism from
Jackson Gillis, and a Poirot finish. Combinations are the theme, in the Rockefeller sense. To be more
precise, it’s a question of what happens to a man’s company when
it’s swallowed up by a conglomerate. The Commodore (John Dehner) ran a
sailboat-building business into success for his designs, now his son-in-law
(Robert Vaughn) has a tax dodge for expansion, it’s all tiresome to the
Commodore, who really wants to will his fortune to charity and sail away with
an idealistic girl. Someone kills him, of course, and the false bottoms appear.
The first amusing
feint is naturally supplied by the son-in-law (a touching performance by
Vaughn), but he’s only covering up in his own mind for his wife, the
Commodore’s daughter (Diane Baker), who’s somewhat temperamental
and drinks very deep—it’s a humorous delusion of his that just borders
on self-sacrifice. The real culprit, however, is the innocuous little
gray-haired nephew (Fred Draper) who’s spent his every livelong day on an
allowance from the Commodore, and feared losing it. This is a great gain of
analysis even on Robert Wise’s Executive Suite, and even more
hilarious to boot. That’s the tessitura of the whole production, hilarity
of the frankest, deadest pan, sometimes addressed to the camera, as the
formidable house of cards is drily examined.
Gillis works this
out perfectly with McGoohan so that simple gravity animates the discourse,
counterbalancing the sheer potential for laughs, and so that when the bottom is
reached at last, the greatest variety of comic material has been presented with
real ease, material from Keaton, say—crowding into the Peugeot for a ride
in circles (to get a new man used to working chases), yelling across the din of
a boatyard for information—while at the same time encouraging the actors
with the camera to work in close at times for an almost tragic effect.
It’s the
sense of a sad spree with nowhere in particular to go that sets the thing in
motion, from a certain point of view, though the Commodore’s lawyer
(Wilfrid Hyde-White) says laughingly, “what a sad story, enough to make
you weep!” McGoohan’s elevated direction covers dry simple gags and
open Laurel & Hardy in long takes, as well as the baroque high comedy of
the conclusion, matching the performances and of course the script in fine,
really expert style all the way to the dismal, nebulous convention that is the
ultimate revelation, after which Lt. Columbo betakes himself to a rowboat for
lunch with his wife at the Yacht Club.
Agenda for Murder
Columbo
The first half of
the crime is “selling off America”, as a politician puts it,
whether a large corporation or a single document in the district
attorney’s office. The second half, which takes place all of twenty-one
years later (come to full maturity, as it were), is silencing a witness.
A man with
ambitions thus bites the cheese, the trap is sprung, and a primary victory
turns into “a night to remember”.
The direction is
very astute on the trappings of political office and campaigning, also the
strange impermanent look (campaigning in another sense) of a top-flight
lawyer’s office in a certain genre.
Ashes to Ashes
Columbo
A tale of
Hollywood. The funeral director consigns his clients to the fiery furnace, and
plucks a jewel from their entrails after...
Murder with Too Many
Notes
Columbo
The problem was to
make the really complicated Rube Goldberg machine the script contrives
(rooftop, elevator, tux rental) into a fortuitous arrangement of circumstances,
and McGoohan may be said to have succeeded, in a film co-written by himself on
a theme inspired by something in The Red
Shoes about a plagiarist, here mechanized into a sort of mobile
representing the sacred nature of inspiration.
This is pretty
closely related to “Étude in Black”, and the precedent overall for
murder as mechanism is almost certainly "The Bye-Bye Sky-High I.Q. Murder
Case", another apotheosis of which is “Columbo Likes the
Nightlife”.