Lemmings
Dead in Concert

Well, I’m up to my knees in cowshit,

Well, I’m shovelin’ my blue-ues a-way.

Mass suicide by rock concert, “the brown strychnine is cut with acid...” The Woodshuck Festival by National Lampoon off-Broadway, a live performance. Stoned doctors, The Motown Manifestoes (“the proletariat has nothin’ to LOSE but its chains”), “where you’re comin’ from, man, no-one wants to be.”

“Speaking of bummers...” Bob, Joni, Joan, Joe, “it’s lone-ly at the bot-tom of the bar-rel!” Megadeath, “at the end of their performance the audience dies.”

The masters were lost, says the report.