National Lampoon’s Movie Madness

Alas for the world that drew a blank. You know you’re an idiot, you wrote a review.

Creepshow drew you a picture: a veg society. Here's one better even than The Lonely Guy ("Growing Yourself").

The part-time stripper who gets a Dairy Council “butter bang” goes under the Round Table to corner the global market for margarine (“Success Wanters”).

The New Centurions (“The Municipalians”). Henry Jaglom is evidently a great director. On the other hand, Bob Giraldi’s irresponsible direction is perfect, with all due respect to the Jaglovs.