Since
Aunt Ada Came to Stay
Night
Gallery
A green carnation
is the only defense against the transference of a witch from an old and useless
body to a younger one (this deed is prepared by steady infusions of seaweed
tea). The professor of logic finds that the aged crone in his house (his
wife’s relation) is dead and buried, near in time and some little
distance away.
“I think it
is entirely logical I may be going mad,” he says to himself. At the fatal
hour, he keeps his wife near by teaching a class on Aristotle’s square of
opposition at night, she takes a seat. The false Aunt Ada counters his
blackboard diagram with a pentacle drawn on the floor of her room.
The confrontation
takes place in the kitchenette. The witch amid her replicas is reduced to dust
by the professor’s green carnation set ablaze.
His wife grows
them in front of the house. Next morning she gets an odd chill as she passes
them.
The Diary
Night Gallery
A television
gossip columnist ravages an actress’s career and comes to nothing, her own life writes itself in three days following
her victim’s suicide. The columnist is a gutter rat who has clawed her
way up, stolen the actress’s married lover and married him herself, and
hounds the woman as “a relic of Mack Sennett” arrested on Sunset
Boulevard for being drunk and disorderly. The actress presents her with a One
Year Diary from a curiosity shop and walks in front of a car during a New
Year’s Eve party. The entry for January 1st is written in the
columnist’s handwriting before the event, it shows a state of depression
after the suicide.
January 2nd,
phone out of order (she trips and falls, breaking it). A psychiatrist calls it
a subconscious compulsion to write visions out of hyperęsthesia, she quarrels
at a guilt complex. January 3rd, her husband dies. She collapses.
The next day’s entry is blank, she has herself straitjacketed in a padded
cell, all she has to do to avert death by natural
causes even is to write the next entry herself, anything at all. Five years go
by in the cell with this routine and her cellmates, “Napoleon’s
mistress, Delilah and Sarah Bernhardt.”
A Midnight Visit to the
Neighborhood Blood Bank
Night Gallery
The camera moves
left from a sleeping girl in bed to an open window and a large bat slowly
flapping its wings as it approaches. Presently Count Dracula appears in the
room, a fat vampire in evening clothes.
He goes behind
the bed and lowers his face to the side of her neck away from the camera. She
opens her eyes at this and says plainly, “I gave at the office.”
The vampire
stands up again, interrupting his meal, says, “oh... sorry,” and
walks back to the window. He takes from his pocket a small notebook and pencil,
he licks the tip and makes a note of it.
Having done this,
he is a bat once more, flapping slowly away.
Web of Death
Kojak
A Wall Street
lawyer with a string of mistresses has a regular affair with a
detective’s wife while his own in Scarsdale entertains the Beethoven
Society.
The detective
shoots him in the Manhattan pied-ą-terre used for rendezvous. The alibi
is a junkie’s arrest phoned in.
A medical
examiner at the crime scene diagnoses the detective’s partner with
appendicitis, Kojak fills in.
All the evidence
filters back to Manhattan South in this particularly eloquent game of mirrors.
A badge
isn’t a credit card, Kojak explains to his detective before booking him.