The
Girls Want to Go to the Nightclub
I Love Lucy
The boys want to
go to the fights for Fred and Ethel’s anniversary,
the girls want to go to the Copacabana. It’s a standoff, so the girls
announce they’ll get dates of their own.
The unseen
character, Ginny Jones, comes to the boys’ rescue when they need dates to
keep an eye on their wives, “she knows every girl in town.”
The girls come up
dry in their search, all the men they know are married, etc. Ginny Jones knows
every man in town, and fills them in on the boys’ plan.
The girls arrive
as horrible rubes putting the make on Ricky and Fred. “Guadalajara”
fends them off barely, then the trick is seen through. The boys give Lucy and
Ethel “the wolf treatment”, have the last laugh, and all attend the
fights (boys happy, girls unamused).
Lucy Thinks Ricky Is
Trying to Murder Her
I Love Lucy
Lucy is so
wrapped up in The Mockingbird Murder Mystery that it flies out the
window when she’s approached.
Ethel reads her
fortune: queen of hearts and ace of spades. Her death is foretold.
Ricky at two a.m.
had made a joke about the book, “it was the husband.” Lucy
overhears him canceling his girl singer for a dog act (“Ann, Mary, Helen,
Cynthia, Alice, and Theodore”). She wears a garbage can lid behind and a
frying pan in front, against the gun in his desk.
“A mickey
from Ricky” at Fred’s suggestion hardly fazes her, after a do-si-do
and death scene. She and Ethel take the gun to the Tropicana, where all is
explained and the gun says “Bang”.
The book still
flies out the window, but now it’s on a string.
The Day They Stole County
General
Ben Casey
Greek shipping
magnate visits niece, sees Dr. Casey as good catch, outfits new office for
bridegroom.
A ship’s
steward, really. The items are taken from general supply, missed, found, and
returned.
The girl is
narcoleptic but misdiagnosed by Dr. Casey’s colleagues.
Howard da Silva
as Pagoras, Cliff Norton his fellow steward and chauffeur, Sharon Farrell the
niece, Mary Wickes in charge of inventory (Larry Hovis the elevator operator
watching the items come and go).
The Man Trap
Star Trek
An
amazing invention to begin the series, a creature that devours salt and hath
power to assume a pleasing shape.
Desert planet,
archæological digs, ruins marked by wyverns and lions in stone.
The creature is
the archæologist’s wife, Dr. McCoy’s old flame, someone else to
another person, etc.
In the absolute
realm of Star Trek’s naval
architecture, a harbinger of things to come, universal fixations, visions,
gravities and force-fields.
Daniels establishes
the unknown metals and new fabrications of the Enterprise as well, on design elements proceeding from William
Cameron Menzies and so forth.
By attempting to
make the process shots and sets appear more realistic,
i.e., more familiar, the remastered version deprives the conception of its
characteristic style and force. Aside from which, it is an act of vandalism
plain and simple.
The Naked Time
Star Trek
The station on a
dying planet is filmed like Kaarna’s residence
in Billion Dollar Brain.
The variegated
malady contracted there makes Crewman Riley a Mickey Finn, Sulu a gay blade,
Nurse Chapel a romancer and Commander Spock a weeper.
It begins with Tormoleon in a recreation room, doubting the whole basis of
civilization and stabbing himself with a table knife.
Captain Kirk is the last victim, made to resent his constant duty and
relentless attentions to his female ship, “no beach to walk on”
with pretty Yeoman Rand, say. Dr. McCoy finds a vaccine.
The Ultimate Weapon
Hogan’s Heroes
New prisoners,
shot down over Zuglitz. Fighter planes have to be diverted. Schultz knows all
the answers on the Russian Front, Allied bombing raids, the works.
He’s the
ultimate weapon, “a military genius”. The Reich sends a security
policewoman to investigate his prognostications (fed by Hogan).
He predicts, Sgt.
Schultz, a raid on Berlin. Fighters are dispatched form Zuglitz. Next day, the
ball-bearing factory is “flat as a pancake”. Lubitsch is in Gen
Burkhalter’s happy proclamation, “I have wonderful news,” an
earlier prediction, “Düsseldorf has been completely wiped out.”
The policewoman
makes love to Hogan on a pretense of fellow-feeling, tells him a sincere lie,
goes to Zuglitz. “Just doing my job,” he repeats back to her after
the raid.
Daniels has a
thematic sequence of shots on Hogan’s line, “good thing we have the
Russians with us”, Klink’s war map is on glass, Hogan stands behind
the USSR, Klink before the thousand-year Reich (the positions are later taken
by Klink and Burkhalter, respectively).
Elena
Mission: Impossible
Elena is a spy
gone wrong who must be sorted out or eliminated. The question settles down
through filters of meaning from an espionage drama to a political one (her
father was president, brought terrorists into the government), then psychological
(an atavistic nightmare involving the Inca god Viracocha, children’s
hearts ripped out), finally artistic (union of opposites).
An “old
family friend” is practicing upon her with hallucinogenics and
post-hypnotic suggestion, she is to denounce the current president as a traitor
during a live television broadcast announcing a new cultural center, her
mother’s pet project (concert hall, theater, library).
Briggs knows
Elena, sends Rollin for objectivity. An assassin gives Rollin 36 hours
(Seaton’s film, not coincidentally).
Barbara Luna has
a job with the disordered mind of the operative in turmoil. Abraham Sofaer is
the family friend.
The Returning
Gunsmoke
Gunman turned
unsuccessful farmer joins robbers to meet the mortgage, escapes with it all.
Marshal Dillon
gets the word, return the money and all is forgiven.
The
farmer’s innocent wife has spent a portion paying debts.
The rest of the
gang want their cut.
The farmer makes
amends.
Michael Ansara,
Lois Nettleton.
Charity
Mission: Impossible
A
magnificent work oddly anticipating J. Lee Thompson’s The Evil That
Men Do in certain respects.
Barney
Slater’s script is inspired and ferocious, meticulously detailed, refined
to the last degree and ideally surreal. The fraudulent couple of fundraisers keep
the money in platinum bars concealed beneath the pool table (he’s a
shark) in their Riviera home, where he fiddles rich old ladies while she burns.
The Impossible
Missions Force further divide and conquer the miscreants, abstract the platinum
and smelt it into car ornaments, have him pursue her to the border, and prick
her bubble.
Daniels knows all
the angles and directs this with astonishing skill. Where a close-up can
diminish a medium shot, he eschews it, and where two close-ups are better than
a two-shot, he fills the screen with them.
Deadly
Doubles
Hawaii Five-O
In the previous
season, Douglas Green allowed himself to direct an episode (“The
Two-Faced Corpse”) which, by virtue of correct camera placement, is inspired with Hawaii itself, the sounds and smells. This
laid the groundwork for Daniels’ masterpiece, a thoroughgoing work of
art, in which every nuance and tic of the unit’s technique is
imperceptibly brought into correct relation with everything else, and a
continuous inspiration produces very heady effects (McGarrett’s car turns
a beachfront corner as a wave crashes behind it, seen from a high angle).
The essence of it
is the director’s eye for images, which he goes for and obtains with very
easeful skill. Along the way, his cogent script is dealt with most handily.
Vengeance
The Story of Tony Cimo
Daniels starts
from nothing, nowhere, a rural market and gas station by the side of the road
down South. This is where the murders shortly occur. It’s all kept very
simple and cut rather dry, until the beneficent appearance of William Conrad as
a friend of the family and retired public defender.
You will think
this is a feature film, so leisurely and spacious in a sense is Daniels’
treatment, after his lickety-split zeroing-in on the problems of series
production. His shots are generally close-cropped. When the camera moves, there
is an ample sense of precision. An exterior conversation between Brad Davis and
Conrad reveals a continuity of technique, they might be Ricky and Fred.
The peculiar constellation
of this work depends on script, direction and actors telling less than they
know. As organized by Daniels, the story is told in a kind of suspension
between them.
Lighting
constructions, for example, carry a very technical weight, but serve a dramatic
purpose. The foreground in the gardening shed is left unlit for Davis’s
fit of pique, a dark house under construction is lit from behind by daylight
when he proposes his vengeance. The master convict (Brad Dourif) is
unobtrusively haloed in red by a neon curio on the wall of his cell.
The game is
realism (it’s a true story), but a good deal of merciful reserve is
applied to make the point. Hence the close cropping, a small detail of some
larger picture.
Daniels’
control is so perfect that only once does he deliberately let the gears slip,
so that Conrad’s plane is seen to land while he’s promising on the
telephone to board it.