A
Star Is Dead
Quincy
Othello is the backward-imitation here, in this sense,
that of a Michelson-Morley beam-splitting mirror demonstrating the
equitableness of fiction. It makes no difference whether the Moor is a
hidebound sojourner or a yellow journalist, he functions all the same when
spurred on to jealousy. The script by Lou Shaw & Michael Kozoll & Glen
A. Larson puts Black in a position to see this when the publisher of The
Outcry harries a film star into suicide over her affair with a congressman
who has jettisoned her to run for senator.
The girl dies
without ever giving her exclusive, and the casuistry of the exposé is undone in
the blackmailer’s political vehemence. The rest is a dying fall.
London Bridges
McCloud
The first part
centers on a wall safe belonging to John Keaton (Bernard Behrens), a Long
Island socialite who sells arms. Secreted in a ring inside a coffer in the safe
is a piece of microfilm containing plans for a terrorist bombing at a garden
party on the grounds of Buckingham Palace, and photographs of the Irishmen
he’s dealing with. This is insurance for Keaton, who has just raised the
asking price for his carefully expert work
The Irishmen
force the issue at Keaton’s costume party. Another guest is Lord Charles
Bridges (Jack Cassidy), a photographer who steals for a living. Bridges is at
work replacing Mrs. Keaton’s jewelry with paste when the Irishmen burst
in with Keaton. The film isn’t there, naturally, the Irishmen are
furious. Bridges, behind a curtain, sees Keaton accidentally shot while wrestling
for a gun.
Now, the NYPD is
at the party incognito, due to the number of jewel thefts in the area. McCloud
finds Bridges outside after the murder, and holds him on suspicion.
Bridges has a
friend in Chris Coughlin, who puts a picture of him and McCloud and the
latter’s six-shooter on the Chronicle’s front page. McCloud
is dismissed from the case, while the Irishmen pressure Bridges and then put
the marshal’s girl in the hospital.
Lord Bridges
flies back to London, and McCloud takes the same plane. There is an amusing
political discussion at Lady Sinclair’s party. Bridges says he’ll
abstain from the Common Market vote, and a colleague, whom Bridges recognizes
from the microfilm, jokingly accuses him of tepidity.
The
“Sweeny” (so given on Keaton’s blueprints), Inspector Craig
(Adam Faith) explains, is the Flying Squad or “Sweeney Todd” in
Cockney. A dog and bone is a telephone, etc. McCloud’s own manner of
speaking (of Bridges he says, “he’s just slicker’n a greased shoat,
he’d cop the knobs off a nickel-plated bedstead”) baffles the
English. “Bleedin’ foreigners,” says Inspector Craig.
Lord Bridges has
converted the microfilm into a slide show, to which he invites the marshal.
What do those cryptic diagrams mean? A live television broadcast from the palace
grounds at a high angle gives McCloud the answer.
The music at the
Buckingham Palace garden party is “Wouldn’t It Be Loverly?”
Two bombs are placed amongst the empties (“dead men” they used to
be called), but where is the third?
It’s at Big
Ben, right in the works. McCloud dukes it out with a bomber on the gear shaft
behind one of the faces, and defuses the thing with seconds to spare before tea
at half past four.