Jane Austen’s Mafia!

It opens with the ultimate sendup and putdown of Las Vegas, where a slot machine is christened “Kiss Your Money Goodbye”, the smart ones mail it in “to save on plane fare”, it’s loaded onto dump trucks (one of them labeled “Democratic National Committee”) and hauled away.

The don’s childhood in Salmonella is briefly told, he introduces himself later on as Don Corningware, an aged man. From that point, Jane Austen’s mafia and the mafia’s mafia can take a running jump.

“The Protestant chick who never killed anyone” is elected President and marries the young don, who on his return from the war brought a souvenir home to the family. “Oh, wow, a North Korean!”