The Rookie

How Tommy Noonan got drafted on the last day of the war and captured two Jap submariners who subsequently served rising film starlet Lili Marlene (Julie Newmar) as Chinese houseboys, after her success in The Human Zipper for Regal Productions and Daughter of the Fly (the title role), having shifted her loyalty from Tommy’s top sergeant (Pete Marshall), of whom she had said, “He’s jealous because Tommy kisses my 8x10s.”