lay of the land


well the first thing he said was
I will have her dealing in cucumbers
and no shortage of custom
but we said look here
this is Cinderella you’re talking about
she whose slippers are of fur
he married her

The Big Three
house and home and carport
it is not yours have it remodelled

I sit on my office
in my poop deck
eyeing the many sailors
on my battle-decks
yohoy the merry-o lilli-o
fiddle the faddle
riddle the raddle
I sneezed and wasn’t looking

so here’s merry the one-o
lots of tons of fun-o
and the scorpion without a sting
in his cinnamon bun-o