a great wrestler

 

the story of Guy Thing would they have

come out of the way and give me hearing

I saw his last match against Montezuma’s Revenge

whose idiot screaming had threatened all our sanity

though if truth be told ‘twas just a ruse

to drive us all out of the arena if not our minds

he spun the midget around and bounced him off the ropes

like a ham

 

the Whore of Babylon was another wrestler

she went down around the underskirts of the ring

and fished out her magic wand a bamboo pole

and she was formidable I’ll grant you that

but she went flying up the ramp likewise