The Guy Thing Interview
CM: So Guy you were happy with the match?
GT: It went as well as we expected.
CM: What you mean we?
GT: Me and the millions of fans who love me.
CM: (after a lull) Of course. Who doesn’t?
GT: (glaring) Snivelards, nincompoops, cowards, that’s who.
CM: Right. Who else?
GT: Ratassed shitsacks, curmudgeons, fruity ones.
CM: I had to ask.
GT: Beanpoles, wormheads, false friars, mendicant buggers.
CM: Guy, what was your secret in the match?
GT: I stood my ground and watched ‘em crawl.