The Guy Thing Interview

CM: So Guy you were happy with the match?

GT: It went as well as we expected.

CM: What you mean we?

GT: Me and the millions of fans who love me.

CM: (after a lull) Of course. Who doesn’t?

GT: (glaring) Snivelards, nincompoops, cowards, that’s who.

CM: Right. Who else?

GT: Ratassed shitsacks, curmudgeons, fruity ones.

CM: I had to ask.

GT: Beanpoles, wormheads, false friars, mendicant buggers.

CM: Guy, what was your secret in the match?

GT: I stood my ground and watched ‘em crawl.