The Treasurer’s Report

The club dinner at which an idiot spills the beans.

A perfect rendition of the slop they serve on such occasions with a smile, by Robert Benchley.


The Sex Life Of The Polyp

Benchley on science and nature.

The doctor rides herd on a ladies’ club for this report.

The punchline is from Lenny Bruce in advance, also The Three Stooges, “she was bred in old Kentucky, but she’s only a crumb up here.”