The Treasurer’s Report
The club dinner at which an idiot spills the beans.
A perfect rendition of the slop they serve on such occasions with a smile, by Robert Benchley.
The Sex Life Of The Polyp
Benchley on science and nature.
The doctor rides herd on a ladies’ club for this report.
The punchline is from Lenny Bruce in advance, also The Three Stooges, “she was bred in old Kentucky, but she’s only a crumb up here.”